www.parool.nl/nieuwemedia/0401-eisnor.html

"A bi-level men's cut longer in back and softer waves in the front, brushing over the ears. Natural recession at the front hairline with soft material for comfort all around."

www.world-of-wigs.com/cgi-bin/store/commerce.
cgi?product=060&cart_id

www.penis-pillow.com

(Via DailyWacko)

www.beyond2000.com/news/story_547.html

www.degelukkigehuisvrouw.nl

"You just have to get on with it because it's part of the job."

"I'd think, ugh - you've got to brush your teeth."

"Oh my God," she shivers. "Kissing girls, now that is totally weird. That actually, makes me feel totally, arghgguuh." And for a few seconds the lovely Winslet mouth is transformed into a tongue-protruding gargoyle."

www.ireland.com/newspaper/features/2000/0401/
fea3.htm

www.mayohealth.org

Du moment dat ik besloot het papier maar weer te verruilen voor olieverf en doek struikel ik dan toch geheel toevallig over die betreffende pagina's.

lynx.neu.edu/z/zbrown/ug.html

"FOR MICROSOFT [...] the agony of waiting for the final verdict begins. That decision, which many believe will find the company guilty of illegal acts, is expected next week."

cnnfn.com/2000/04/01/technology/microsoft

www.msnbc.com/news/387475.asp

"Catherine,

The market may crash. Here are some recent headlines:

Omega Fund dissolution of low-cap reyielding 17/43
prognosticated NRSDK and DM&LQ non-static variable leap at 9,000
Fat, pompous men at investment firms "

www.ftrain.com/letters/catherine_0000.html

www.gelon.net

Bovenstaande link vond ik via wapped.nl. Als u niet weet wat wappen is, doet u er beter aan wapped.nl aan nader onderzoek te onderwerpen.

www.amused.com/fish3

"Thanks to its sophisticated program, which answers questions with phrases or sentences, Jeeves of AskJeeves.com allowed us the opportunity to actually interview a search engine. There were many important questions to ask. Unfortunately, we never got to most of them."

www.fnwire.com/features/satire-jeevesintervie
w.html

www.atomfilms.com

Endeavour: Houston, Endeavour ... uhh ... Microsoft Outlook."

Houston: Go Ahead."

Endeavour: "Yeah Chris, we got a problem with JV's Outlook folder. He was working on it and all of a sudden it locked up. We rebooted the computer and we get the message that 'The MS3 OST is in use and could not be accessed.' And then 'Close the Application.' We rebooted the computer and we still got that message. So we'll try rebooting again, but figured we'd give you guys a heads up if you have any ideas."

www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,35259,00.ht
ml

"MentalPlex is designed to be used as a substitute for most normal searching. In fact, MentalPlex is safer than traditional searching because it eliminates the need for typing, a leading cause of Carpal Tunnel syndrome. Some users unaccustomed to concentrated thought may experience side effects such as headaches, dizziness or flashes of brilliance. These will quickly pass."

www.google.com

"A major new gallery housing modern and contemporary art. See our tiny permanent collection of works by some of the 20th century's greatest artists."

www.flipflopflyin.com/minimoma

news.bbc.co.uk/low/english/sci/tech/newsid_69
6000/696953.stm

home.wanadoo.nl/ben.bender/images/blackball.J
PG

"They called it “violating”... (It) included having your face shoved into another man’s crotch. Being bent over a counter by a group of coworkers who then simulated a gang rape. Getting a steel rod shoved between your legs and forced upward while at your station doing your job ... Being thrown into a vat of raw meat and held there, face down, while several guys pretended to rape you from behind"

www.ironminds.com/ironminds/issues/000118/dre
ams.shtml

"Tim Lee was a senior in college five years ago when he registered the domain name cool.com. [..] He says he recently got an offer for the name worth up to $38 million. "

www.msnbc.com/news/387441.asp

"writerdomains is a fledgling internet company [...] that aims to develop superb web sites. [...] We would also welcome interest from web designers who have experience in this area."

www.writerdomains.com/Doc1.html

www.schitterend.com

www.tuesdae.com/girlfinder

www.zdnet.com/zdnn/stories/news/0,4586,248750
0,00.html

"Are you a kid? Does your microwave oven belong to your parents? If so, then don't even THINK about trying any of these experiments. I'm serious. If I wreck my microwave oven, I can buy another. Also, I'm a professional electrical engineer. I know enough physics and RF effects to take correct safety precautions when I'm experimenting. "

www.eskimo.com/~billb/weird/microexp.html

www.telegraph.co.uk/et?ac=000140326706927&rtm
o=VM8V68qK&atmo=VM8V68qK&pg=/et/00/3/30/tlmel
29.html

(Met in de verfilming Dick $nor als David Smith en als de heupen van Melissa Kate Winslet.)

Twee random citaten uit dit prachtverhaal dat stijf staat van de klets:

"Tjonge wat een kamer. Je zou hier met je Porsche de honderd per uur in vijf seconden kunnen halen zonder een vaas te breken. De vijf Spice Girls zitten professioneel op een fauteuil te wachten tot het interview gaat beginnen. Ik loop naar hen toe, rook onderweg een sigaretje, en ga tegenover hen zitten. Aan handenschudden doe ik niet, god weet waar ze met hun poten gezeten hebben.

[...]

POSH SPICE (Victoria Addams, die knappe met de lange benen - nvdr) «Ik ben knap en ik heb lange benen. Volgens mij heb je niet meer nodig. Ik ben wel enorm dom. Stel mij een eenvoudige vraag en de kans is groot dat ik haar niet kan... hoe heet het... eh... dat ik haat niet kan... verdomme toch...»
HUMO beantwoorden?
POSH SPICE «Dat is het! Beantwoorden! Moeilijke woorden zijn niet aan mij... aan mij...»
HUMO besteed?
POSH SPICE «besteet? Wat wil dat zeggen?»"

huizen.dds.nl/~kong/hbsg.html

"Winkelen op zondag kan niet iedere consument bekoren. Meer dan de helft van de Nederlanders mijdt die dag het winkelcentrum. Zij doen liever inkopen op een andere dag, hebben iets beters te doen of zijn uit principe tegen winkelen op de dag des Heeren."

www.reformatorischdagblad.nl/vp/000330vp03.ht
ml

www.franchise.demon.nl/nutrition.htm

"There are precisely two ways in which space rockets are incredibly cool: One, if you're personally strapped inside one. Then, yeah, they're really amazing, but that's never gonna happen to you. Or two, if you're a Soviet in 1957. There's no press freedom, there's no toilet paper and the roof leaks, but man, the Soviet Union has space rockets!! Rejoice, comrade! We are storming the cosmos, we are shattering the surly bonds of Earth! We have seized the starry high ground, and this makes any earthly sacrifice worthwhile!"

www.feedmag.com/daily/dy032800.html

www.astprince.com/english/sushi

huizen.dds.nl/~onweer

(Verbaas u in elk geval over zijn Ie-only ondersteboven- en mirrorpagina. Ik heb de onderliggende scripts ogenblikkelijk geript.)