"Onbeschaamd, onbetamelijk, schandelijk, niet te tolereren [...] Homoseksualiteit is heel erg slecht. [...] De ziekte moet worden bestreden voor zij zich openbaart"

www.nrc.nl/nieuws/binnenland/989407876236.htm
l

Naar de psycholoog, de dokter of het ziekenhuis voor een behandeling dan maar:

"An explosive new study says some gay people can turn straight if they really want to."

www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/200105
09/aponline013921_000.htm

"Yes, oh, believe me. To take out people of Arkan, oh, it's the biggest pleasure God gives me. [...] I am not a mercenary because I am not being paid to kill. [...] And I keep on going. Wherever it takes me, it takes me, but I'm not going to stop. If that means that KFOR has to take me out with another sniper, they do it. No problem."

home.no.net/kkahrs/news/news001231.htm

www.sladesworld.com/infopage.html

www.mcdonalds.co.id

(Via anzarra.)

www.avocadolite.com

(Flase via anzarra.)

www.xs4all.nl/~onnoz/amsterdam

gallery.consumerreview.com/mtbr/gallery/pictu
res/poop.jpg

www.safeplaces.net/

(Schitterende flase, via retecool [emoticon])

"Weet je wat hoog is: boerenkool met vis. Empire State is ook hoog, maar de puzzel is wel 1.30 m. 3D, hamster beweegt -> goed. Eten beweegt -> fout. Monitor valt uit. Weg"

www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/pratchett/96/pa
ddo/trip2.html

gathering.tweakers.net/showtopic.php/173493/1

"Windows error #46: not enough RAM: 88,986,897,790 bytes free."

"If a computer that is running any of the versions of Windows that are listed above contains more than 512 megabytes (for example, 768 megabytes) of physical memory (RAM), you may experience one or more of the following symptoms:

There is not enough memory available to run this program.Quit one or more programs, and then try again.

Insufficient memory to initialize windows."

support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q25
3/9/12.ASP

"Metreveli and his company, DM Aerosafe Group, are in the midst of creating a vertical take-off platform. It would hover next to burning buildings, making it possible for people to climb out, Metreveli said. It could handle up to 10 people, seated or on a stretcher. "

homepages.about.com/davidmetreveli-vtol/vtol1
.html

...of zelfs bijna vijftig jaar, zo u wilt:

"The first free flight of the Flying Platform took place on 27 January 1955, and went in the record books as the first time man had flown a ducted fan vertical take off and landing (VTOL) aircraft. In April of 1955 the veil of secrecy was lifted and all the world wanted a vectored thrust vehicle for their own."

www.hiller.org/exhibits/online-exhibits/flyin
g-platform/flying-platform.html

www.asthana.co.uk

(via We're Here.)

"According to his plans, a pickup truck will be waiting to drive him to a group of bleachers where fans and 12 Hooters bar girls will pour champagne all over him. "

www.nypostonline.com/news/nationalnews/29858.
htm

"I am tired of software that doesn't work very well."

www.zdnet.com/anchordesk/stories/story/0,1073
8,2715183,00.html

Tot:

"Don't you just love the message that tells you the uninstall is completed but not all the files could be removed, so you need to find and remove them yourself? Where? Which files?"

www.zdnet.com/anchordesk/stories/story/0,1073
8,2715734,00.html

www.askjeeves.com/main/askjeeves.asp?ask=Will
+Compaq+Renew+Ask+Jeeves%27+Contract%3F

Antwoord:

news.excite.com/news/r/010507/08/net-tech-ask
jeeves-compaq-dc

www.writersblock.net

(Virus alert.)

www.thesun.co.uk/news/13664087

"Snel besluit over kilometertax noodzakelijk"

www.volkskrant.nl/nieuws/den_haag/360030260.h
tml#5?history=/i25000006

Kenmerkende kwoot uit het interview met P. in de papieren Volkskrant (niet online):

"Goedkoop werd het daardoor zeker niet. De declaratie moet nog opgemaakt. Hij sprak een uurtarief af, maar merkt wel op dat door de tijdsdruk de kosten zijn opgelopen. Het zijn allemaal premiumuren."

"Het zou jammer zijn dat er weer door kleiner denkende mensen wordt afgebouwd wat wij inbrengen."

"Beste jongens en meisjes van Bart. [...] Ik schrijf jullie omdat ik per direct mijn Internet-aansluiting bij jullie opzeg."

net.info.nl/ci/606/digdep.htm

www.jellyweb.com

(Corporate site alert, flase.)

www.smallzine.nl

"With the Internet Urinal, you'll never have to leave your computer again. Imagine the freedom - destroy your opponents on network Quake without taking a break (...) Each urinal is made with hard plastic and comes with a handy female adapter"

www.mcphee.com/bigindex/current/10727.html

"If I move my left index finger by sending signals to move the muscles, those signals will also be transmitted to Irena's nervous system."

www.sunday-times.co.uk/news/pages/sti/2001/05
/06/stinwenws01006.html

"met Destiny's Child [...] en dergelijke in het achterhoofd [...] toen ik de nieuwe albums van [...] Destiny's Child kwam afrekenen [...] 2. (2) Destiny's Child - Survivor [...] 2. (2) Destiny's Child - Survivor [...] 2. (10) Destiny's Child - Survivor [...] 10. (-) Destiny's Child - Survivor"

stereo.pitas.com/

"Je me suis résolu à la torture... J’ai moi-même procédé à des exécutions sommaires.

[...]

Vous ne savez vraiment pas précisément combien d’hommes vous avez tués?

– Si… J’en ai tué 24. "

www.multimania.com/benzidanebis/texte8.htm

Geen Carolientje voor Aussaresses. President Chirac vindt zijn openhartigheid niet geschikt voor een luisterende natie en ontneemt de bejaarde patriot zijn erekruis.

Wij Nederlanders hebben gelukkig geen last van openhartigheid. Onze soldaten hebben wel wat anders aan het hoofd. Wij martelen niet, wij hebben Kappelman.

www.dds.nl/~ljcoster/multatuli/ideen/js/idee0
121.htm

www.northernlake.com/quizzz/

12.37.133.34

(Flase, fullscreen alert)

www.musicfrom.nl/nieuws/?id=1377

"De e-zinewereld is op sterven na dood. [...] Over de toekomst ben ik niet eens zo sombergestemd, het heden baart me zorgen."

www.nettime.org/nettime-nl.w3archive/200105/m
sg00029.html

Maarten Reijnders (smallzine.nl) reageert:

"Waarom verschijnen die dingen nog steeds niet op glimmend papier? "

www.nettime.org/nettime-nl.w3archive/200105/m
sg00043.html

"This week, with the Labor Day celebrations that started May 1, is viewed by Chinese doctors as a particularly good time to get an organ."

villagevoice.com/issues/0118/baard.shtml